Today has been a little slice of madness. Many systems gone awry, projects hijacked, tasks multiplied, bytes breaking to bits. Are the stars misaligned? Is some malevolent force of Great Evil hurtling towards our planet like a giant black fireball that only the combined might of five elements can stop? Is there a disturbance in the Force?
Wait, no! It's only March 28th: My brother John's birthday. He came into this world thirty-four years ago. Now you're 3 years older than me again, John. Happy Birthday, Bro.
I wish I wasn't as sick and harried as I am right now. I'd do more for you. You deserve it.